The van is pulling into the parking lot of the old general store, passing a telephone pole plastered in flyers. One in particular...........with colourful lettering catches the eye......
Husband: WOW.....there's tandem paragliding advertised. I'd love to do that.
Me: Paragliding naked?
Husband: No......laughing.........two people together.
Me: Oh!
Son: You're thinking of the word commando Mom.
Me: Now that's more like it. I'd love to do that.
Son: Going up there naked?
Me: Why yes...........in tandem of course.
Son: I don't think that's a picture you want in my head, Mom! It's disgusting.
Thank God for car trips, and 10 year olds with big vocabularies and a sense of humour. Given that his goal is to be a stand up comedian, these three ingredients will go a long way to fill his repetoire. So does time spent in quiet contemplation skipping stones with the family dog.
Thank God for car trips, and 10 year olds with big vocabularies and a sense of humour. Given that his goal is to be a stand up comedian, these three ingredients will go a long way to fill his repetoire. So does time spent in quiet contemplation skipping stones with the family dog.
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When we were at the beach, one morning I had on my cotton nightgown (not see thru) and it is a little above my knees. Someone knocked on the door and I had to bend over to move a few bags before I could open it. I accidentally mooned my 14 yr. old grandson, and even though I had underpants on - he says he is ruined for life. LOL
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