Tis the day after Gomery's report hit the stands
There's an apparent virus spreading across this great land
"Not me-itis" has taken a hold
A bill of goods we're being sold
Liberals' lawyers begin to grandstand.
Chretien in his glory and fiery way
Has succumbed to this virulent virus they say
Followed by Pelletier and Alphonse
Who have yet to cough up a response
In the courts, they will have their day.
The voters also suffer from a flu
While Martin counterpunches and demands that he'll sue
"Don't-care jaundice" it seems
Has filtered into the rivers and streams
Election results will be Red and not Blue.