The Ultimate Puck Bunny

Attention Puck Bunnies!

As you prepare for the upcoming season in your tight black jeans, low cut cleavage enhancing spandex tops adorned with fake bling.............as you strap on your high heeled shoes, so appropriate for arena stalking...........as you carefully coif your blonde-foiled hair into a perfect messy bun, put your make-up on with gobs of black eye-liner and hot whore red lipstick........all the while listening to your compilation CD made up of hockey tune anthem songs by Queen and AC-DC....... as you get ready to set your snare to bed one or two virile young hockey prospects in your neck of the woods, like good puck bunnies do..........be very wary. You've got competition.

Belinda, the Princess of Auto Parts is on the prowl, only her bling is the real thing.

No doubt Belinda has altered the viagra sales trend all by herself............. she's an attractive 40 year old multi-millionaire single mom who manages to perk things up whenever she enters a room. Married twice..........once to a Norwegian phenom speed skater Johann Koss, Belinda Bunny in her quest to satisfy her icy desires to become poster girl for all those Puck Bunnies out there, seems to feel no compulsion that she has been identified as the "other woman" in a divorce case between Tie and Leanne Domi.

(For those who don't follow hockey, Tie Domi is a little pitbull grinder who recently retired from the Toronto Maple Leafs because the Leafs front office were a wee bit tired of carrying him for another year. Despite Tie's dedication and rah-rah cheerleading for the Leafs, he couldn't carry his weight on the ice. An interesting aside, Tie's brother was implicated in the biggest fraud scandal to hit the City of Toronto ever,one that also involved extra-marital sex and intrigue............... )

Belinda is also an elected official. We all know of her crossdressing.........oooops.........floor crossing........leaving brokenhearted rugby player, Peter McKay (now Minister of External Affairs who recently sipped double-doubles with Condoleeeeeeesa in Nova Scotia) hurt and wounded on the sidelines..........in order to join the Liberals before the last election. We all know of her inability to truly string a few sentences together without it sounding staccato and staged during her past attempt at running for Leader of the Conservative party. (Yes!!! This woman had strong aspirations to be Prime Minister of Canada for goodness sake!!!) We all know that she left a 9 million dollar a year job that her Daddio gave her to take over the operation of Magna International where supposedly she was admired according to her admirers in order to become an elected official. Gee the admirers are all men, all around the same age too........Dennis Mills, David Peterson, Billy-boy Clinton, John Laschinger......it must be her "demographic." Too bad boys, Belinda Bunny now likes them young and married.

One thing you can state about Domi's Diva is that she is reliably consistent. This Liberal Member of Parliament's knows what she wants, goes for what she wants, and doesn't seem to give a hoot about who she cross-checks along the way. Is it because of her unrelenting sense of entitlement that she seems to have missed any lessons in morality? And yet, the Liberals have assigned her the role of overseeing "womens issues!!!" ..............whatever the hell women's issues are .................oh yes...................women are only interested in daycare, family, poverty and the environment or some such nonsense that all political parties and the media seem to package for us XX chromosome individuals............... In fact, her next foray is a co-production with Clinton in November as they co-chair an anti-poverty conference in Montreal. Does this combo duo add credibility to this conference in someone's pointy little brain? I don't get it.

This woman may be the ultimate poster girl for Puck Bunnies. But she is no role model, representative or poster girl for encouraging women to enter politics. She may have star power wherever she goes, and can raise funds (as well) at local Liberal pep rallies across the land. She may be asked to lend her hand for various causes that might blow her way. She may feel comfie hobnobbing with the global elite............. but she will never ever have any credibility or integrity in my books. Never.

Belinda, the ultimate Puck Bunny, is Bling gone Bad. Will someone please start up the Zamboni. The game is over.