Need a Chuckle?

Boy, I sure do.....................Here's a start......................

According to a survey in the UK, more than a million motorists are out there driving around thinking about sex. If they aren't thinking about the dirty deed they are preoccupied with family or work related issues. Do you remember the scene in the movie Parenthood when Mary Steenbergen (friend of Bill Clinton's as I recall) decided to provide some pleasure to her stressed out hubbie, Steve Martin while he was driving?? They ended up crashing into a tree and had to explain to the police officer exactly what caused the accident?
My recommendation? Think, don't do.

Next time you are hiring a caregiver, make sure he/she meets your child before you head off to work and expect the caregiver to pick up the little tosser at school.

A baby sitter bungled her first day on the job by picking up the wrong 5-year-old boy from his elementary school, police said.Angel Guerrero was taken by mistake Monday when the woman arrived at the school and took him without knowing what the child she was to care for looked like, said Sgt. David Cannan.

The mix-up caused alarm when Angel's grandmother came to the school and was told someone had already picked him up. Police issued a missing child alert, and his name and picture were broadcast on several TV stations. Meanwhile, the baby sitter had no idea she picked up the wrong child until her employers returned home. Read the rest...........try not to roll your eyes.

Ah...........................starting feel my funny bone again! Maybe I'll take a suggestion out of Steve Martin's absurd ideas. Tomorrow , I'll put bologna in my shoes so I can feel funny all day!